I just stumbled onto this... The guy shows how to make realistic water using glue, toilet paper, and gloss clear coat:
https://youtu.be/2TwpB7sVMn8 (https://youtu.be/2TwpB7sVMn8)
Uh ... given the current corona virus shortages we may be unable to find toilet paper for a while. -- Russ
Yeah, bad timing for that technique!
Given the panic buying of TP I thought the pandemic was one of diarrhea.
Once this is over all of us need to put their local plumber back to work and have a high end bidet to replace the toilet. If you really love your wife, get one ot the Japanese ones with the warm air blast to dry after the wash.