An over-crowded women's restroom?
Winner @ One-legged men in a turtle-stomping contest?
Bunch of 1/35 scale iron painters fallen over after painting their little 1/160 figures ... blood and paint mixing in puddles on the floor ... one left ... the winner? (For extra irony, have the iron painters painting irons.) (Maybe the painters are tiny and the irons are big ... and all but one of the irons have fallen and crushed their respective painters. Splat!)
Guess I'll go stand in the corner now ... but I won't be the last one! -- Dallas